One appeal. Exactly one.
The loser may file a closing statement. The court enjoys denying it.
Settle it in court — Judge Hoot, the AI judge for couple fights. Verdicts, appeals and public hearings.
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The AI judge for couple fights — verdicts, appeals and public hearings.
• Court is in session •
The AI judge for couple fights — verdicts, appeals and public hearings.
The case
Case No. 2026-PG-0417Filed 07/06
Superior Court of Petty Grievances
THE DISHESv.TOM
Exhibit AChores
pass the phone · both sides testify · one appeal each
Filed
Sarah — plaintiff
He says he’ll do them “in a sec.” That was four hours ago. The sink is a crime scene.
82 / 300 · sworn in
Tom — defendant
I was going to do them. She just does them early so she can win.
76 / 300 · sworn in
the court has heard enough.
✦ Rightness73%
“The court finds Tom guilty of weaponized ‘in a sec.’ The dishes were not about to be done. They were developing an ecosystem.”
SentenceDishes duty, 7 days. No appeals to “but the game was on.”
You control the roast. Keep scrolling to turn the dial.
“You're both right in your own way. Hug it out.”
exhibit s-1 of 6 · savagery on record: 0%
Everything the court keeps on file, between verdicts.
The couple leaderboard
Win streaks, reigning-champion crowns, and a rotating “certified wrong” tag for the runner-up.
Verdicts born to be shared
Chrome win cards and 15-second verdict clips, pre-formatted for the group chat's jury.
73% RIGHT
The public gallery votes
Every published verdict faces the crowd: sustain or overrule. Moral victories are on the record.
DISHES v. TOM
from Team Chaos
SUSTAIN 50%50% OVERRULE
the crowd sustains · 2.1k votes
The public gallery
THERMOSTAT v. GREG
from Team Chaos_42
“It’s not cold. You’re cold.”
sustained · 2.1kGREG · 12% right
THE LAST FRY v. MIA
from Team SnackDrama
“I asked if you wanted any.”
sustained · 946MIA · 89% right
SCREEN TIME v. DEVON
from Team NapCourt
“9h 42m. Mostly podcasts.”
overruled · 1.3kDEVON · 31% right
LAUNDRY MOUNTAIN v. ALEX
from Team Piles
“The chair is a closet now.”
sustained · 3.8kALEX · 4% right
WHO SAID WHAT v. JJ
from Team Receipts
“Screenshot from 2023, attached.”
appeal deniedJJ · 51% right
THE SHORTCUT v. SAM
from Team GPS_Wars
“Forty minutes saved. Allegedly.”
overruled · 780SAM · 22% right
names invented. grievances 100% real.
Cheaper than couplestherapy.*
*and admissible in the group chat.
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